Hey guys, I'm totally gonna be at FAGEXPO in toronto selling art end of august if you want to give me money for drawings I did/will be doing, or just say hi like an ingrate.

seeya then!

Blog.

Twitter.

I'm gone!
Everything's gonna be on THE BLAUWGH now. everybody I owe trades/commissions to (`delya, ~agentdax, ~PulseMap), email me or something about that.

Everybody else- it'll be easy enough to keep in touch! I'm just off here because I'm tired of the obligatory posting of art, and then having everything be faved by inflationists. it's something I've found offputting for too long and really must put an end to instead of complaining about, right? it has been a FANTASTIC 5 years and I've met more amazing people than I ever thought I could- I'll hook you all up with "THE DUMP" once that's rolling.

I was gonna shift off closer to the end of the month, but there's something slightly too funny about leaving on april fools' day when everybody makes fake leaving entries.

seeya on MSN/AIM/Skype!

EMINEM LYRICS, IN ANY CASE

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture AAAAARHH
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! HAHA
Feminist women love Eminem
CHIKKACHIKKACHIKKA "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes GNARP
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
(eww.) But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus AND IT GOES

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD AHHH!
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you KRRRKHH
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it ERRRR I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
GLAACH Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

I went out last night and was greeted this morning with like ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY new pieces of art. I watch TOO MANY PEOPLE, I guess. DON'T WORRY YOU'RE ALL TOTALLY COOL and I'm not unwatching anybody, but I need to organize SOMETHING a little more.

in terms of the production of art, I don't like what it is I'm doing. I like drawing, but a lot of the time I feel like I'm just drawing to upload here, I'm pretty sure that's not the ideal mindset. I'm not going anywhere for the time being, but this can be considered 'fair warning' nonsense because pretty soon I think my art will be entirely shifting to my blog and something Ty and I are piecing together; once that gets rolling I'll link you all in an AWESUM WELKUM BRIGADE. I think I have BASICALLY everybody cool on one messenger or another, if not I'll be asking around or asking you to ask me.

anyway, that should all be happening in the next month or so- I'll keep you updated, and won't be dropping off the face of the earth without notification!
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Hey guys! Thought this'd strike up some interesting conversation, just because.

obviously, this is entirely personal preference, and considering I'm presently listening to the Wild Wild West soundtrack ($1!) you can really attribute however much worth to my opinions as you want.

topic at hand: what's with these characters who have ENTIRE FACES composed of metal? nose bridges, rings, cheek rings, lip rings, those beads below their lips, tongue rings, ten earrings per ear, plugs, eyebrows, collar bones, necks, etc...- I just need to ask WHY. especially- or rather, more specifically, when every character someone has is 90% holes. it just seems like it's going to outlandishly date the character in 5, 6 years when this stuff is irrelevant (remember NIN shirts?).

for the sake of clarification, I'm not saying piercings are lame, nor am I attempting to start any kind of horrible debate. Tt's just WHY SO MANY and WHY ON SO MANY CHARACTERS?

really, any other thing you may or may not have to say will make my day less dull!

GO GO GO
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